Ralphistan

Located on a desolate island chain 2000 miles to the south west of the main continent, Ralphistan is a claimed island by none other than... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH. Ralph proclaimed Ralphistan with the help of his exiled Royal Retards after getting expelled from Schrammistan for urinating and crapping on statues. Ralphistan is run by only RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH, until the day he dies. Which is unfortunate for all sane people out there, because RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH won’t die for another 120,000 years. Ralphistan is currently the most stupid nation because all you can do is urinate on statues and sail around on hot dog ships. Oh yeah and can’t forget that you can slurp communist flavored slushees and getting surgery to make sure you cry sour candies. Honestly, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALPH Should go to a mental hospital.