Ralph’s Rebellion

On April 12, 2019, Ralph and his royal retards sailed up to Port Rudolphus in Schrammistan. They marched in armed in nothing but silly spray. Yes, nothing but silly spray. Put the evidence together. They invaded Schrammistan and vanzalized and forced President Rudolf Wesst to declare a national emergency as it was a matter of national Security, that Ralph must leave. Meanwhile, in Port Rudolphus, Ralph and his buddies had drank 50 gallons of water in 30 minutes, which is dangerous for your health. Then they began urinating and crapping and spraying buildings and on statues. When the Schrammistanian Army arrived, Ralph left and they later founded... RALPHISTAN.

Aftermath

Despite no physical conflict, By the time the SchrammistanIan Republican Forces arrived in Port Rudolphus, Almost 3 billion in damages had been caused, making it the most expensive nude riot on record. Scratch that... it’s the only nude riot on record. No physical injuries were caused in the rebellion, however, seeing the naked Royal Retards, made 95% of the troops sent in to restore order suffer from PTSD and mental and moral trauma. The remaining five percent had to be brainwashed to forget the horrendous sights seen on April 12, 2019.